Project Deluge - Zelda Valley of the Flood

[Dan]

LOLWUT UR NOT FUNNY BUT I LOL'D ANYWAY ROFLMAOOL!

Noez, I just stayed up all night too many times in a row.

But seriously, they could still possibly announce this obviously fake game as being a real one, if only as a joke made by Nintendo at the expense of every Zelda fan anywhere...

YOMG 698 posts and only ten of them might be considered spam!

Or maybe the new nick and sig have driven me quite insane in the membrane!  That song rocked... or sucked, I forget which.

LOLWUT DID U SAY?  I said that Nintendo should jokingly "announce" Project Deluge just to screw with people

[DIEforKARMAsWING]

Well looks like another great rumor from the children of Nintendo is debunked.
Here's to an interesting new Zelda... Eventually.
<sarcasm>
And in the meantime I'll just be playing the game that is better, much better!  Wii Sports: Resort : Balance Board Edition!
</sarcasm>

[Dan]

I don't understand... why'd he put in sarcasm brackets?

[DIEforKARMAsWING]

Do you know anything about HTML?  Like basic turning text to bold, italic, etc.
It'd make sense if you did.
Because to make something bold [most places besides forums I've come to notice] you'd have to type < b >bold</ b > to make it bold.  It works like that on myspace.

[Dan]

Yeah, but I meant that that's really an awesome game!  Sarcasm doesn't work for it!

[Samuel71]

But seriously, they could still possibly announce this obviously fake game as being a real one, if only as a joke made by Nintendo at the expense of every Zelda fan anywhere...

That's just evil.     

[Dan]

Why do we keep posting in this thread if all it's done is brought us misery and suffering?

I personally think it'd be awesome if Nintendo played a trick on us... WAY awesome.

LOLWUT THS THRED IZ AWSUM AND F0R H4XX0RZ ONLY LOL, HAAXXXOORS!

LOLWUT?  ROFLMAOOL!

All of my new posts in this thread are littered with nonsense and silliness, a metaphor for my finding this thread to be a very funny joke, and thus... art emulates life emulates art emulates life emulating SNES games?

LOLWUT?

Srsly, WHY are we still posting here?  Other than poops and giggles, I mean.

LOL HE SAID POOPS ROFLMAOOL!

[DIEforKARMAsWING]

Why do we keep posting in this thread if all it's done is brought us misery and suffering?

I personally think it'd be awesome if Nintendo played a trick on us... WAY awesome.

LOLWUT THS THRED IZ AWSUM AND F0R H4XX0RZ ONLY LOL, HAAXXXOORS!

LOLWUT?  ROFLMAOOL!

All of my new posts in this thread are littered with nonsense and silliness, a metaphor for my finding this thread to be a very funny joke, and thus... art emulates life emulates art emulates life emulating SNES games?

LOLWUT?

Srsly, WHY are we still posting here?  Other than poops and giggles, I mean.

LOL HE SAID POOPS ROFLMAOOL!

Do you eat a lot of sugar?
It sure seems that way. XD

[Dan]

No, as I said in the post...

All of my new posts in this thread are littered with nonsense and silliness, a metaphor for my finding this thread to be a very funny joke, and thus... art emulates life emulates art emulates life emulating SNES games?  Srsly, WHY are we still posting here?  Other than poops and giggles, I mean.

[DIEforKARMAsWING]

I didn't read it.  I just saw the blinding use of capitals, and I didn't bother.
Anyways...
So.
Thread = Dead.
I'd at least say.

[Dan]

LOLWUT THEN WHY'D YOU POST AGAIN ROFLMAOOL!

Lord, I pray to you today for mod powers, that your will may be done in my using them to lock this thread.

[BLfe]

I'm sorry if I disagree with anyone, but I sincerely hope this whole thing is fake.

First off, if they think of putting anything like guns in the game, it won't feel like a Zelda game at all to me. Part of what makes Zelda so awesome is the medieval impression it has.

Secondly, (and this is the aspect I dislike the most) they better not replace Link with another hero. If they want the game's hero to speak, for God's sake just allow Link to speak! In Twilight Princess you can see Link's mouth moving as he rides Epona down to see the Mayor and Ilia is walking next to him. Link does speak, it's just that you never hear him. I'm sure there are many Zelda fans who would like to hear Link speak. Finally, from what I read, this new hero will not have Link's likable qualities - if anything he seems unlikable.

If they put guns in a Zelda game, I will play it but it won't feel like a Zelda game to me. And...if they retire Link after all this time...I will continue playing Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess all the while pretending that it never happened.

[Dan]

Hahahaaaa...

Project Deluge doesn't exist.  Or, now that I've necrobumped this thread, will people continue with the persisting rumours that this next Zelda game will be a prequel to TWW, even though there is no hero between OoT and TWW?

* Dan looks at his posts...

Why didn't someone lock this when I was acting like a retard?  I WAS DOING THAT SO THAT THE THREAD WOULD BE LOCKED LOL BUT NOBODY LOCKED IT LOLWUT.

Anyway, just thought I might revive this thread... I did see one or two recent comments that seemed to think it was possible for Zelda Wii to be a Wind Waker prequel...

[Santuli]

Why the hell would you revive this crap of a topic?!?!?!? O_O
You're...evil!!!

And unfortunately, yes, people keep goddamn predicting a TWW prequel for some goddamn reason, even though we already know exactly what happens and there's NO LINK. Its teh most annoying prediction people keep making, and I dont even know WHY. What's the point, why so inclined on a TWW prequel...

[Dan]

Maybe they want to have the story continue after OoT, but they didn't like TWW?  Or they want more of the backstory for TWW explained, even though pretty much ALL of it is explained in-game anyway?

[wildhockeyfan34]

So if this IS a real interview, and the Hero is actually a Link-wanna-be, how can you explain this image?

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/New-Zelda-game-the-legend-of-zelda-6555251-804-1143.jpg

There's been so much speculation about this image...
Obviously Link is the one in the picture, and as to the identity of the mystery woman, I've heard theories that she is actually the embodiment (sp?) of the Master Sword. See how Link has an empty hand?
So, this really makes me believe that the interview was either fabricated or messed with

[The Brignad]

So if this IS a real interview, and the Hero is actually a Link-wanna-be, how can you explain this image?

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/New-Zelda-game-the-legend-of-zelda-6555251-804-1143.jpg

There's been so much speculation about this image...
Obviously Link is the one in the picture, and as to the identity of the mystery woman, I've heard theories that she is actually the embodiment (sp?) of the Master Sword. See how Link has an empty hand?
So, this really makes me believe that the interview was either fabricated or messed with

OLD. F*CKING NEWS.

This has already been confirmed to be a hoax,a nd we've already gone over that picture a hundred million times.

Also, notice that this is the first time this thread has been posted in in FIVE MONTHS. If you see a thread this old about old news, don't even bother posting in it.

[Goris]

Hahahaaaa...

Project Deluge doesn't exist.  Or, now that I've necrobumped this thread, will people continue with the persisting rumours that this next Zelda game will be a prequel to TWW, even though there is no hero between OoT and TWW?

* Dan looks at his posts...

Why didn't someone lock this when I was acting like a retard?  I WAS DOING THAT SO THAT THE THREAD WOULD BE LOCKED LOL BUT NOBODY LOCKED IT LOLWUT.

Anyway, just thought I might revive this thread... I did see one or two recent comments that seemed to think it was possible for Zelda Wii to be a Wind Waker prequel...

You remind me of the person I hate the most.

Anyway, how in the world can anyone believe any of these stupid hoaxes? There all just so ridiculous.

[Keaton]

Why isn't this thread locked or deleted!? WHY WHY WHY WHY! Its a hoax everyone knows, because everyone keeps stating it! So lock the thread to keep Dan from opening up old dead conversations.


RAAAAAAAAARW!

[Chris Batista]

Locked.